Awkward Mermen

erudite-tonight:

i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs

(via theypaidmeinsecrets)

(via quidditchcorgisandfinland)

prince-ichi:

eisencorgi:

is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament

because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life

can I have all of them??????

Merry Christmas, from Awkward Mermen!

(via bevsi)

beingfetus:

what did i google to find this

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

(via dontworrybekarl)

Merman Finnick. Fins would have been handy for Catching Fire…

the awkwardest merman of all.

If I was your merman, I’d never let you go.

Dearest Followers,

Please send me your deepest darkest merman requests :)

I have a ton to study for, so I obviously need a reason to do more important things, (like photoshopping fins onto mitt romney, you know how I do)…

ok bye.